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[putyoudown]

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[trouvaille]

It'd be so sticky.

[putyoudown]

See, I don't mind getting as filthy as I need to, long as there's a hot shower at the end. Coal mine will do that for you.

[trouvaille]

You got jizzed on a lot in the coal mine???? I'm so shocked at you.

No are you going though? Because you have to tell me what it was like if you go.

[putyoudown]

Coal dust gets into places you didn't know you had.

I promise to tell you if I go. [He's definitely going.]

[trouvaille]

I know about all of my places. I have multiple gynecologists.

Excellent. In detail. Will make special occasion exception for nudes.

[putyoudown]

Yeah, but you probably ain't coughed up or blown your nose jet black.

Maybe I'll just fill out a full report.

[trouvaille]

That I have not done. I'm sure you're very surprised to hear my coal mine experience is quite limited.

I would like all sexual partners graded out of 10.

[putyoudown]

Extra points will be given for complimenting my performance.