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[putyoudown]

Raylan (43) Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

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YES / MATCH / TICK
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NO / CROSS
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Comments

[trouvaille]

( it's nice not to get 'what the fuck, why'd you come back HERE'. which is not that unfair a thing to say, actually, maybe ilde should stop responding to it by heavily implying that the people questioning her life choices are doing sex wrong.

and/or suggesting that if they aren't enjoying eudio enough, maybe they should try fucking petre? have they tried that. like, you don't know it's not a solution until you give it a go. )

Well, you are sort of all right, under the hat.

[putyoudown]

[HE TRIED FUCKING PETRE AND REGRETTED HIS ENTIRE LIFE, OKAY.]

Sort of all right?

[trouvaille]

( we'll return to option a, are you doing it wrong. OR WE WON'T, never have this conversation, why is ilde an awful person. the ongoing saga. )

I'm a master of the powerful British understatement. I've studied their ways.

[putyoudown]

[The sex itself was decent. Petre just wouldn't stop poking at his soft spots after.]

Is that so? I'll take it I'm doing all right, then.

[trouvaille]

I can't promise to respect you in the morning, but I wouldn't throw you out of bed.

( that's like the nice version of that line, raylan. normally she just says she definitely won't respect you in the morning. )

[putyoudown]

You'll respect what I can do.

[trouvaille]

( ilde has a response half-written when she's flicking through the app and

pauses

laughs

rewrites. )

Well, according to your latest update, I'd just be doing my part for the protection of animals. Did you leave your phone unattended again?

[putyoudown]

I got a friend to change it.

I like this better than everyone asking about the hat.

[trouvaille]

I mean, when you put it like that, how can a girl say no?

[putyoudown]

So I'll send you directions to my place. [Here is a map pin for your GPS.]

[trouvaille]

( go to town. )